Worst Jokes Ever
I love the letters of the alphabet.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
You a cunt.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.