Worst Jokes Ever
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
Your family in a nutshell.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Bruh.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
There is no joke.
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
Hi dude!
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"