Worst Jokes Ever
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
M to de B, m to de B = master bate.
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet?
He doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!