Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
Goku solos.
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Ichigo solos.