Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
Emos love jumping for joy.
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?