Worst Jokes Ever
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
When I get hungry 😋
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
Get confused with Confucius!
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
I love the letters of the alphabet.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
You a cunt.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!