Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
That is so bad, just like you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.