Worst Jokes Ever
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
America and UK are a joke.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
I breathe in African food.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Who is the king of the insects 🐜?
The Monarch!