Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?
When you end up pregnant...
Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say "DON'T," and if he touched me down there I should say "STOP." But Dad, he touched me both places at once so I said, "DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!" 😂
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Evan
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.