Worst Jokes Ever
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Me in the middle of the night boiling water.
Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?
My brother: How?
Me: You boil the hell out of it.
What does suck a sucking fish?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Fart a lot.
Ha, gay!
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣