Worst Jokes Ever
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet?
He doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
What is mail? Boring.
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the douchebag's house.
Knock knock.
(It's the octopus.)
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
Please stop using this thread. It is cancer.
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
I think them homosexuals are rather gay.