Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
That is so bad, just like you.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.