Worst Jokes Ever
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.