Worst Jokes Ever
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
You soak balls, get it?
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.