Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.