yo mama so stupid she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept
yo mama so fat she stepped on earth and the earth cracked
you mama so stupid she failed a survey
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
The Earth use to be flat until they buried you mama
yo mama so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew