Worst Jokes Ever
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Doctor: “I have good and bad news.”
Patient: “Give me the good news first.”
Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.”
Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.
Everyone at the barbecue...
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.