Worst Jokes Ever

Emo: Phone die.

Emo: Why not me? ;(

Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!

I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"

The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?

Kid 2: Why?

Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.

Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”

Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.

Me: I have no bullet holes.

Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.

Me: Ayo what the fuc*.

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?

They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.

Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.

White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"

Hahaha, dumb white people!

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?

I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."

Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"

What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

What color is Stephen Hawking's house?

It's a bungalow.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?

Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.

Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.