I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
Worst Jokes Ever
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
I like chips.
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.