Worst Jokes Ever
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
I am sorry, I am unable to generate a joke based on an URL.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲