Worst Jokes Ever

Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.

"Balls" got me like: 😂

What is an orphan's favorite day?

Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.

My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!

I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...

I got jealous when my phone died.

What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.

She is not “fun to be around.”

The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.

Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.

What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?

White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!

The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.

What kind of fish do people eat?

Deep-fried fish.

Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?

I don't have a sex slave in my basement...