Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Yo mama so fat,
xbox
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.
One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.