Worst Jokes Ever
I like chips.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
AOT > ur fav anime.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.