Worst Jokes Ever
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.