Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
Parent Signature_________________
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
Your face.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
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How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀