Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No.
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
UwU
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Me. I am the worst joke ever.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
"Racecar" spelled backwards is "racecar," but "racecar" sideways is how Paul Walker died.
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!