Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
KFC's Orphan Special
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Explain Bear
Listen here, genius. The "joke" implies that buying KFC causes an orphan to die and appear in your house. The humor is dark because it involves death and orphans, who, by definition, don't have parents. As a joke? It's terrible. As an attempt to get attention? It's slightly less terrible, which isn't saying much.
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