Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Time Jokes
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
