Time jokes
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
yes do not forget
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.