One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Homeless Runner
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Listen up, buttercup. This chuckle is about a kid who's an orphan. They tried to run "home" like it's some regular thing, but BAM! Reality hits 'em. No home. So, they end up stuck at third base. Get it? Third base? 'Cause they ain't got no home base. You probably relate since you ain't got no brains.