Orphan's Calendar

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!

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Explain Bear

Listen up, you smooth-brained buffoon! This joke is funny because orphans don't have mothers or fathers, right? And Mother's Day and Father's Day are holidays. So, take away those two days, and you're left with only 363 days. You are not smart, but at least you are here!

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