How may times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh Ten-tickles!
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Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
Who are the fastest readers in the world.? Answer.9/11 victims they went through 80 stories in 5 seconds
Hey guys todays funnyiest prank: Is when I poored a bunch of red whine into the chicken salad...to be honest and was a TON of whine I purded in there! My family could not tell the dirfense at all! Anyway bye thats the prankster! Next time or see time next!
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How many times do yo tickle a squid before it laughs???
TEN-TICKLES
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Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
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What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bed time."
what dose a priest and time have in common? there both predators
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Once upon a time... Chuck Norris steped on a Lego. R.I.P the Lego piece.
What did the watch say to the failing watch company? - You better watch it
Me:Help I'm stuck in a trap Friend:What kind? Me:It's called life, yeah I've been trying to get out of it for 6 years now, it just won't let me go. Friend:That's not funny.. Me:Yeah? Nor is wanting to die, yet I'm still over here laughing every time I try to. Friend:I'm calling your mom. Me:She knows. Friend:Whats she doing to help, then? Me:She's supposed to help? Friend:Have you told your dad? Me:I will when he comes back. Friend:Where is he? Me:I don't know he's been gone for 15 years. Friend:.... Me:What? Friend:Why? Me:Why what? Friend:Why would you joke like that? Me:I was joking.. Friend:I know. Me:Oh. I didn't know. Friend:... Me:Have a nice day, I'll see you tomorrow..Maybe..
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6AM but wake up at 7AM. And it's not even a joke.
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-od.
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck, every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
