Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sisters, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughter. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
Why could the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because, every time he moved his leg upward his prospetic leg fell off
Why did the boy shoot the clock
I ask my sister why does the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time. My siister said to me I love him long time.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, i’d be more broke than the rap haters.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
a man dies and goes to heaven he sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for, he replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. he said that mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincon's once, and George Washington's never. the man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Bidden's is the one keeping the hurricane's to speed
Once a pon a time lived a fat ass named steve and got rabies and died the end!
A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?" The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore."
hi i have a question for you
did u know that reading this is wasting your time? yeh sorry xD
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times 😏
Sonic Can run around the world in a second. In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Jesus and his friend went fishing they both cast the line out and both of them get a bite but Jesus's friend misses and says "damn I missed" jesus said "that's a bad sentence to say if you say it 3 time something bad will happen to you" they cast it out again and both get a bite and Jesus's friend misses again and says "damn I missed" jesus replied "if you say that one more time something bad will happen" they cast out again and Jesus's friends line snaps and he says "damn I missed" jesus said "that's the last time something bad will happen" the biggest thunder storm ever seen appeared and a lightning bolt struck jesus and a voice came from the clouds "damn I missed"
The clock struck one! Then down did come! Hickory dickory doc What am I? Random- a mouse? Me- no dumb $hit! Random- what is it? Me- the gillotine!
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them just answer the phone and say "Pizza Hut abortion clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
this one time i said to a person that tehy are dry they i was wet (ba dum tiss) my bully said i have to shut up i said shut down (ba dum tiss)
What is the difference between a human and a human can walk and a tree and a house walk to a tree walk home walk walk and walk walk
A black man walked into a bar. Other guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
What is the best time!? 6:22 a m
jfk wife trying to grab his head be like him in haven why did i marrei her welp time for a devorsin
