Time jokes
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
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What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.
I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.