Time jokes
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Memes
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
Whyβs BBC called BBC?
The dudeβs shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
What month has 28 days?
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
Whatβs the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.