Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. Orphans don't have parents, right? So, they miss out on Mother's Day and Father's Day. Since there are 365 days in a year usually, take away two days and boom—363 days! You probably thought orphans were just kids without parents, but they're also missing out on some quality holiday time. You know, like how you miss out on quality brain time?