why are we still fighting in darkness
mission failed soldier we will get em next time
Like if u cry everytime.
what do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
a waist of time
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one time I walked in to a room and I saw a man and a dwarf and I soon found out that the man was the dwarfs father and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him
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I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon) found my self at the same stop.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage
Priest: How the hell did that fire start Rabbi: I don't know but what about the children? Priest: Fuck the children Rabbi: Do we have time? Priest: There's always time for something like that.
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo." -Al Nassr owner
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You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
How is this joke and the kid with cancer alike? It never gets old.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times! Me: heeheegypt
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, PERIOD!
What time is it when you’re kids stay home 🏡 from school? Say no more
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o clock on new years. First kill of the match
