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A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills.

The cop asks the woman, “Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?”

She replies, “Well, there’s a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their p.... through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers.”

The cop asks, “So what did you do about it?”

The old lady says, “I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his p.... through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!”

“That seems fair enough,” the cop says, “so what’s in the other sack?”

The old lady replies with, “Not everyone pays…”

Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.

Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin wall

Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.

What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence

Udder destruction

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!

What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?

A spicket fence!

If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot how many are there still on the fence

None the rest fly away

The inmates are yelling 12…12…12… in the courtyard. A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12…12…12… so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye. Moments later they start chanting 13…13…13…

What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence, complete and utter destruction.

Why did the first fence hated the other fence? The second fence used some of-fensive language.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

time to get a new fence.