The 30+ Best Fence Jokes

A teacher asks a boy in her class "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says "The one sucking it." The boy says "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."

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What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence

Udder destruction

What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.

Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.

Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?

A: Udderly destroyed

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I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

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Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.

Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin wall

We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impeccable.

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fence 1 - was thinking and fence 2 - said are you still on the fence about runing away. Fence 1- said yeah i was thinking of running one the RAILROAD

what do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?

they blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.