Time jokes

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.

Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!

Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.

Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?

Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.

Me.

You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.

Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.

Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?

Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!

Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.

You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.

What time is fun?

Time for games!

What time is it when you get home?

Have a great year!

I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.

Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."

What is the funniest joke of all time?

Your face.