Time jokes

Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.

Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.

Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.

Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!

Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.

Me.

You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(

My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?

Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.

Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?

Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!

Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.

You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.

Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."

Have a great year!

What is the funniest joke of all time?

Your face.

I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.