Time jokes
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.
I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.
I'm going to leave now, so bye.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
Can February march?
No, but April may.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
I don't have time to write this joke.
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.