Time jokes
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
Covid bruh
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
It davving on the eons, broski.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."