Time jokes

The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

Calendars got dates.

Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?

Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.

A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.

What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.

What is the best time to eat dinner?

When you're hungry.

To make tea, road, road, road, road.

Case.

The space of space, Der der.

The chosen week was chosen.

Object.

Der mezzer lakes.

What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.

It davving on the eons, broski.

Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.

The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.

A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.

The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"

"What happened?" said the manager.

"A civil war."

What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?

Punctual P

Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?

Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?

Tupac-in-a-tent.

LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?

Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?

Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!