Time jokes

Say "sukki" 10 times fast.

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.

What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?

"We are on time!"

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101

What do you call two emos spending time together?

Hanging out.

Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....

Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

A: One is a good year, one is a great year.

Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.

I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.

I'm going to leave now, so bye.

Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.

Lucky for me I'm only 210.

My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.

A lot of the time he will take things for granite.

A lot of counter-offers were made.

Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.

I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

1 hour challengeeee.