Time

Time jokes

Class

    • A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.

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    • Old

    • Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol

    Time memes

    Kid

    • Why don’t I shut myself all the time?

    I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.

    Clock

    • I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks.

    "This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied."

    "This is your clock. It moved 3 times because you lied 3 times."

    I asked where is President Trump's clock. He said it was at the equator, spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true!

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    • Orphan

    • Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

    Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!

    Helplessness

    • Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?

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    • Guide

    • Time for a random Terraria joke.

    Q: Why did the guide die at his house?

    A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.

    (WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!