Orphans and Mummies

Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?

Because they don’t know what a mummy is.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about orphans. Orphans don't have parents, see? And a "mummy" is both someone's mother AND a dead body wrapped in bandages from ancient Egypt. So, orphans don't know what a "mummy" is in either sense! I bet you have bandages wrapped around your head too, judging by how dense you are.

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