Time jokes
Which flies cannot be seen?
Time flies.
Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I
I did have a good [time].
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.