What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
Time Jokes
Hi π I love π you walk in and out the door πͺ night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! π
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
It's hard to predict the future,
especially before it happens.
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
Thatβs like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. Itβs 2:30.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
