Time jokes
It's hard to predict the future,
especially before it happens.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
Memes
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
Good Morning, Everyone! Have an amazing day!
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.