Time jokes

Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I

I did have a good [time].

What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?

Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.

I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.

Which flies cannot be seen?

Time flies.

Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

Two Timetravers walk into a bar...

...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."

Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.

I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."

It's hard to predict the future,

especially before it happens.

How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.

What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?

Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄

Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."

"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."

Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?

Because they don't have a Father's Day.

I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.