A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked is this train running on time, I said no it runs on steam and coal
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had MAD FLOW
My brother is ugly one time he stuck his head out the window, the police arrested for mooning
I ran into a fat woman today she said next time don’t hit me. I said I don’t think I have enough gas to go around. Then the ground start to rumble with every step she took
Eons it takes to dav on the haters
Whens only time rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncles cock in his mouth.
Watching paint dry sounds like a THRILL compared to spending time with SLADE
Leo must be a PARKING TICKET... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME
A blind man walks into a woman’s bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says before you tell your joke you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols, do you still want to tell that joke cowboy. He thought for a second and said not if I have to explain it five times.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his RHYME TIME
You hear about rapboats time in prison? He kept droppin the soap on purpose
A guy told a beautiful girl "hey I want to make love to you if I throw 2000$ when you go to pick it up that's when I'll go is that okay?" She called her husband and he said "okay but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down" Four hours later she shows up to her house and tell her husband "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS"
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
I lost my virginity to a girl with down syndrome I want my first time to be special
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, i’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What was Hitlers favorite thing to do to pass the time? Smoking
Long time since I made a joke huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one
If two blind people meet, one of them says: Long time, no see
