What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
What did the indian say to the fat man?
Curry up!
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country? A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"
And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9?
a JUMBO shrimp.
what's the worst thing to happen to a japanese person in ww2...being drafted as a kamikaze pilot or existing with a fat man or little boy
Why are people in Japan so thin? Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
what do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like a egg? Humpty dumpty!!!!!!!!!
there was man, who had just moved from a foreign country. he just moved into his apartment, and was watching his favorite TV shows. the first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all i use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him "sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. the man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." the cop said, "sir, what did you use." and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all i use is forks and knives." after that, the cop said, "sir, im going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" the screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"
a fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly a physicist saw it and said thats not how law of conservation of mass works plot twist the fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong now the physicist doesnt have mass
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle Hogan !