A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"
And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
What did the indian say to the fat man?
Curry up!
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country? A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Americans are so fat they named a atom bomb called fat man to describe themselves
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9?
a JUMBO shrimp.
why are all asians so skinny? Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared
what's the worst thing to happen to a japanese person in ww2...being drafted as a kamikaze pilot or existing with a fat man or little boy
what do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like a egg? Humpty dumpty!!!!!!!!!
why did kill himself
becuase he is adopet to a fat man who farts
there was man, who had just moved from a foreign country. he just moved into his apartment, and was watching his favorite TV shows. the first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all i use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him "sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. the man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." the cop said, "sir, what did you use." and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all i use is forks and knives." after that, the cop said, "sir, im going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" the screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"
a fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly a physicist saw it and said thats not how law of conservation of mass works plot twist the fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong now the physicist doesnt have mass
*fat man coming in the store* waiter oh god not again :| fat man : hi i would like 3 fries and 19 burgers waiter : sorry sir you will get the owners store out of stock on food can i get you a salad instead? fat man : oh sorry but im the owner and i have alot of stocks the for he record you should get yourself a my order your skinny af gurl you trading to be a stick or something?
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle Hogan !
