Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
Fat Man Jokes
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"
There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
