Time jokes
So my sis thinks she's so smart. She said, "You can finish this move ten minutes later. Go to sleep."
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
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Dear Grad Parents, Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear. There will be more information to follow in the coming days. Thank you.
(Shared from the "Wolves E-genda" app.)
Have a great year!
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"
Have a good summer!
Have a great day today!
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."