How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
Killing Time
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, dummy. The joke is a play on words! "Killing time" usually means doing something to pass time. But this joke suggests literally killing an alarm clock (which represents time) with an assault rifle. Get it? You're so slow, your brain probably runs on dial-up.
Anonymous
Funny 🤣 but calm down