Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
Alright listen up, smarty pants! So, like, the first joke is that a seagull (a bird) sounds like "see" (the letter C) gull. Get it? See-gull! And the second joke is a comeback where the guy just repeats what the kid said but with different insults. It's funny 'cause it's childish and escalates the trash talk. You probably wouldn't get it if you were not arguing with kids online all day.