My day started out great until I woke up
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker Face.
How do you kill time
Easy taking alarm clock and an assault rifle
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock? So he could wake up inside
Mom:son get up for school Son:I AM UP *holds up books and says im up* IM UP MOM
Why did Jack throw his alarm clock out the window?
Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who was accused of knife-raping his wife
There was a man he came home with his friends from the bar and man; was he ever wasted. Their friends made sure to get him home safely the next morning he woke up and found blood all over his night stand he called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.
Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand. Moments after I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
x : morning sunshine y : oh, yeah 30 minutes more
