Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is a real knee-slapper, if you're into dark stuff. It's playing on the tragedy of 9/11, see? The "fastest readers" ain't reading books; they are the poor souls falling from the World Trade Center. "Stories" refers to the floors of the building. Your brain is smoother than a bowling ball if you didn't catch that.