Time jokes
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
Guys to wind the clock up?
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"
It is morning.
What is your favorite time of day?
Someone asked me if I've ever tried to kill myself. I responded, "Absolutely. A few times actually. I'm just not very good at it."
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
Happy new year! 🥳
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
I love time.
What time is your name from? Any time.
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!