Friday the 13th jokes

Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.

Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.

There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

The number 13? Not on my watch!

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀