Mom's threat

My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The joke here is that the person thinks their mom is kidding about smashing their head into a computer. Classic denial, which is something a smarty pants like me would never suffer from.

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