They're jokes
My family is like a cactus. They're a bunch of pricks.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.