They're jokes
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Why don’t clams like to share? Because they’re very shellfish.
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Today is Elder Abuse Awareness Day.
Unfortunately, they're still not giving lessons on how to beat an annoying Alzheimer's patient without leaving a mark.
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
Why should you shoot a homeless crackhead in the head?
Because they're basically zombies.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
My family is like a cactus. They're a bunch of pricks.
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.