They're jokes
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.