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Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
There are two siblings, a little brother and a big brother. Now, the big brother had a girlfriend, and one night they decided to go and have sex. So, the bigger brother goes to pick up his girlfriend one night and take her home. So they get to the bigger brother's house and walk into his room. Now the two siblings shared the room, and they had bunk beds. When they walked in the room, they saw the little brother asleep in the bottom bunk, so they went up to the top bunk to have sex. The big brother says, "Whenever you feel good, say 'lettuce,' and whenever you want to switch positions say 'tomato'." The girl constantly is saying "lettuce, tomato," and then the little brother wakes up. He quietly remarks, "Can you guys stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over me."
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.