They jokes
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
In a bowl of golden delight, I savored each bite so bright, The potato salad, oh so fine, Left me feeling oh so divine.
The diced potatoes, oh so neat, In a dressing so cool and sweet, With onions and eggs, a treat, My taste buds did dance and greet.
The mayonnaise, a creamy dream, With mustard's zesty scheme, Together they did blend so well, My senses did take a spell.
The herbs, a fragrant delight, Added flavor with their might, Parsley and dill, a perfect pair, In this salad beyond compare.
So here's to the potato salad, A culinary work of art, That left me full and satisfied, And in my heart, a special part.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
So Fred accidentally cut off John's ear with his spade.
John and Fred were digging a ditch when Fred made a careless swipe with his spade and cut off John's ear.
"Help me find it in all this mud," said John. "If we find it, they can sew it back on."
After a couple of minutes, Fred triumphantly shouted, "Here it is," handing the ear to John.
"That's not it," said John, throwing the ear back into the muddy ditch. "Mine had a pencil behind it!"
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.