They jokes
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.
Memes
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.