Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!
Donβt fart in a Apple Store
It has no Windows
Stephen hawkings robed the apple store looking for a charger
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
Why You should never poop on the floor in an apple store? Because they don`t have windows. π€’ π€£
Why should you never fart in an Apple store? Because they have no Windows!