I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why You should never poop on the floor in an apple store? Because they don`t have windows. π€’ π€£
Donβt fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
