Apple store jokes
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 馃あ 馃ぃ
Don鈥檛 fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.