Apple store jokes
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."