Apple store jokes
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 馃あ 馃ぃ
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
Don鈥檛 fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
