Wwii jokes
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
My great grandpa killed Hitler.
What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.