Wwii

Wwii jokes

War

I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.

He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.

Memes

Genocide

Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?

He never learned to mix the colors.

Hitler

What did Hitler get for his birthday?

A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.

Difference

What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

Nazi

What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?

A-doll Hitler!

Hitler

Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?

Hitler

I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.

Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.

Boat

We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!

Germany

If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?

Hitler

Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?

But he really saved the History Channel.

Shovel

During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!

Nazi

Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.

My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.

Me: *Realizes*