I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
What did hitler get for his birthday
A G.I Jew and a easy bake oven
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
(one of my friends gave me this) Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
What the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hit-her!
someone at my school the other day said the whoever killed hittler was a hero. whos going to tell him?
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy? But he really saved the History Channel.
What was Hitler known for? His exceptional caust efficiency
my great grandpa killed hitler
During WWI and WWII the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches, I bet they really dig that weapon
Why did Hitlers girlfriend break up with him, he Hit-ler
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII. My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler. Me: *Relizes*
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
