Wwii

Wwii Jokes

War

I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.

He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.

Genocide

Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?

He never learned to mix the colors.

Hitler

What did Hitler get for his birthday?

A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.

Difference

What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

Nazi

What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?

A-doll Hitler!

Hitler

Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?

Hitler

I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.

Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.

Germany

If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?

Hitler

Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?

But he really saved the History Channel.

Shovel

During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!

Nazi

Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.

My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.

Me: *Realizes*