Wwii jokes
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
My great grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.