They jokes
Today a canvasser came to my door asking if I wanted to make a donation to protect women in the Congo.
I told her no.
The canvasser got a little upset with me and said, "Don't you know that the Congo is the rape capital of the world?"
"Then they should be used to it by now," I replied.
What do Lindsay Clancy and Jane Doe have in common?
Neither could walk after what they did.
What do women and wine bottles have in common?
They both have necks for grabbing, and holes to plug and unplug.
Cornell has announced that they will be banning frat parties in the wake of the "Cornell 7" case. With this new policy, students will be forced to conduct all ketamine-fueled orgies in their dorms, which may limit these activities to just 6 men each.
What do a track meet and a frat house have in common?
They both have something getting ran through by eight men while it just sits there.
Katie said that her jokes were fire. They were.
What do a black person and Alexander Hamilton have in common?
They both got shot.
Why did they burn witches back in the day?
Because they were annoying feminists.
Why do Chinese people need glasses to see better?
All they need to do is open their eyes.
Why do dictators always eat without leaving anything on the plate?
Because they can't leave a piece (peace).
A Liverpool fan walks into a bar and holds onto the furniture because they feel unsteady...
"You'll never walk alone!"
I asked a librarian if they had a section with Rocky Horror books.
She said: "Sure, just take a jump to the left and then a step to the right."
Why are orphans so bad at playing poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What do a woman construction worker and a woman activist have in common?
They just stand there and hold the sign.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
None, they both eat out.
What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both go down quickly.
What do me, emos, and Monster cans have in common?
A barcode.
If an emo kid takes antidepressant medication, will they be happy?
If an emo kid takes an over-the-counter medication, will they be happy?
I showed my family a few Charlie Kirk debates.
They called him a pain in the neck.
OK, bye.