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Katie said that her jokes were fire. They were.
What do a black person and Alexander Hamilton have in common?
They both got shot.
Why did they burn witches back in the day?
Because they were annoying feminists.
Why do Chinese people need glasses to see better?
All they need to do is open their eyes.
Why do dictators always eat without leaving anything on the plate?
Because they can't leave a piece (peace).
A Liverpool fan walks into a bar and holds onto the furniture because they feel unsteady...
"You'll never walk alone!"
I asked a librarian if they had a section with Rocky Horror books.
She said: "Sure, just take a jump to the left and then a step to the right."
Why are orphans so bad at playing poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What do a woman construction worker and a woman activist have in common?
They just stand there and hold the sign.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
None, they both eat out.
What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both go down quickly.
What do me, emos, and Monster cans have in common?
A barcode.
If an emo kid takes antidepressant medication, will they be happy?
If an emo kid takes an over-the-counter medication, will they be happy?
I showed my family a few Charlie Kirk debates.
They called him a pain in the neck.
OK, bye.
How many prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just put the light bulb up their pussy and ask you to pay.
Why can't an orphan ever play baseball?
Because they never found home.
Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".
Why is America so good at Rubik's cubes?
They have a history of sorting colours.
Where do terrorists go when they die?
Answer: Everywhere.