They jokes

Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?

Because they are really committed to their cause.

Common

We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.

Orphan

Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.

Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."

Forehead

Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.

Hairline

Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.

Gay

How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?

They only have a back door.

I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.

Common

What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.

Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.

Twin Towers

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

Twin Towers

These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.

Twin Towers

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

Twin Towers

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.

Twin Towers

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

Twin Towers

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

Aid

I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.

I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."