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Why are American pilots better than Russian pilots?
Because they sure as hell don't drink on the job.
What do a schizophrenic and AI have in common?
They both tend to hallucinate.
They shouldn't have released the final seconds of the N722BD crash audio, it was like giving free porn to rapists.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to run to.
It says my comments are the worst. Although, if Explaining Bear were to post it, they would be negative jokes.
What do Ethiopians and castanets have in common?
They go "Click click" "Clack clack".
Why are USA people bad at Clash Royale?
They lost two towers.
Sometimes presidents lose their minds as they get older into their presidency. A good example of this is JFK. He lost his mind everywhere.
What are Eric and Dylan known for at Columbine High School?
They pulled the greatest senior prank in all of history.
Today a canvasser came to my door asking if I wanted to make a donation to protect women in the Congo.
I told her no.
The canvasser got a little upset with me and said, "Don't you know that the Congo is the rape capital of the world?"
"Then they should be used to it by now," I replied.
What do Lindsay Clancy and Jane Doe have in common?
Neither could walk after what they did.
What do women and wine bottles have in common?
They both have necks for grabbing, and holes to plug and unplug.
Cornell has announced that they will be banning frat parties in the wake of the "Cornell 7" case. With this new policy, students will be forced to conduct all ketamine-fueled orgies in their dorms, which may limit these activities to just 6 men each.
What do a track meet and a frat house have in common?
They both have something getting ran through by eight men while it just sits there.
Katie said that her jokes were fire. They were.
What do a black person and Alexander Hamilton have in common?
They both got shot.
Why did they burn witches back in the day?
Because they were annoying feminists.
Why do Chinese people need glasses to see better?
All they need to do is open their eyes.
Why do dictators always eat without leaving anything on the plate?
Because they can't leave a piece (peace).
A Liverpool fan walks into a bar and holds onto the furniture because they feel unsteady...
"You'll never walk alone!"