They jokes
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
None, they both eat out.
What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both go down quickly.
What do me, emos, and Monster cans have in common?
A barcode.
If an emo kid takes antidepressant medication, will they be happy?
If an emo kid takes an over-the-counter medication, will they be happy?
I showed my family a few Charlie Kirk debates.
They called him a pain in the neck.
OK, bye.
How many prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just put the light bulb up their pussy and ask you to pay.
Why can't an orphan ever play baseball?
Because they never found home.
Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".
Why is America so good at Rubik's cubes?
They have a history of sorting colours.
Where do terrorists go when they die?
Answer: Everywhere.
If an orphan gets a girlfriend, they finally have someone to love them.
How do you know an orphan is telling the truth?
When they swear on their mother's grave!
Yo momma so ugly, they celebrate her face every Halloween.
Why do Black people go to church so much?
Because the priest is the only father they know.
How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and wait for the British to come and do it.
What does a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both scrape the cheese out of the box for a nice snack.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
If Asians have face scanners... do they all have the same face scanner?
What do autistic kids and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms.