They jokes
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.