They jokes
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?
When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.