They jokes

Priest

What do priests and doctors have in common?

They both do physicals on kids.

Hangman

I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.

Passport

I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.

Kamikaze

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

Cook

How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.

Orphan

Why did the orphans like church so much?

So they had someone to call father...

People

What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?

They don’t cook because they love eating out.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.

Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.

Lie

What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

They both lie over little boys 😂

Michael Jackson

Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.

Priest

What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.

Year

They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.

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  • Kobe Bryant

    Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.

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  • Theater

    Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

    A: They were both shot in a theater.

    Adult

    🤔 ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe 🙏 sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their 👄 👄 👄 mouths and then they perform fellatio on them

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  • Orphan

    Why are orphans so skinny?

    They never eat anything that is family size.