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What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
🤔 ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe 🙏 sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their 👄 👄 👄 mouths and then they perform fellatio on them
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.