They jokes
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.