They jokes
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?
When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.