They jokes
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.