They jokes
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Memes
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.