They jokes
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.