They jokes

Death Penalty

I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!

Orphan

Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?

They missed the homecoming games.

Chicken

What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.

Orphan

Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?

So they can reunite with their dead family.

Orphan

Why are orphans always famous?

Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.

Memes

Wheelchair

Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes. It says "Attention" at the top, followed by "Husband and wheelchair missing!" and "Reward for wheelchair". At the bottom there is small print "follow me on Instagram for more @goingonectwicesold".

Rock

What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?

They are both hard.

Emo

What's the difference between an emo and a banana?

They both hang like apples.

Adult

Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈

Orphan

If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Rubik's Cube

Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?

A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.

Nemo

What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.