They jokes
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words. They wanted to hear them. They are: "you still holding the ladder?"
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
An American is touring the Soviet Union. A Russian takes him to a school so he can see what it's like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes, they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The American asks what's wrong, and he cries, "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.