They jokes
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
this for all the creeps
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Dating a German is great because they don't play mind games; they just provide a detailed, 40-page PDF explaining exactly why you are wrong.
They say people can have a sharp mind. Yours is like a dull knitting needle.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.