What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
They Jokes
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
