They jokes
Why are orphans so bad at playing poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.