They jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why are USA people bad at Clash Royale?
They lost two towers.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Not quite my tempo
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What did Henry VIII say when he was asked to review Six the Musical?
"It was okay, but I really think they could have cut a few parts."
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.