Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
Forlorn For Lawn
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, buttercup. The dude is sad 'cause his "grass" (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean?) got swiped. The cops say he looks "forlorn", which sounds like "for lawn". Get it? You probably don't, 'cause you're denser than a bag of rocks. Forlorn means sad and lonely, but sounds like for lawn (grass).