They jokes
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
Memes
i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?