They jokes
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Well.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.
So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.