They jokes
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!