They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."
The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.
The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.
The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.