They jokes
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.
So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
How do mountains see? They peek.
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!