They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Memes
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.