They jokes

Why did the orphan try to get hurt?

Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.

He looks around, no one is there.

Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?

They had better reflexes than the trading center.

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.

Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

So if you are bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...

Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.

What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.

Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.

You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.

So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.

They burst into tears.

I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.

Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.

If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?

I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.

What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!

Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.

Why do orphans cry at insurance places?

They got offered the family plan.

What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.