Watermelon Soothes Slumber

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They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!

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Alright, listen up, chucklehead. You think thunder is scary, right? Normal people would be tossing and turning all night, but not our cool dude here. No, sir! He's got a watermelon! Yes, that's right WATERMELON, the most soothing thing in the world. The joke is that watermelon helps him to sleep soundly despite thunder.

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