Watermelon Soothes Slumber

  • They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, chucklehead. You think thunder is scary, right? Normal people would be tossing and turning all night, but not our cool dude here. No, sir! He's got a watermelon! Yes, that's right WATERMELON, the most soothing thing in the world. The joke is that watermelon helps him to sleep soundly despite thunder.

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  • She showers in Pantene but I got watermelone to help keep me clean

    Pastel Lovebird

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