A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
Alright, listen up, you big dummy. The joke's funny because the teenage boy is all innocent and worried about manners, right? He's asking if he should get a hooker's 'real' name, like he's going on a date or something. But then, BASED uncle comes in with the ultimate reality check. He's been at this for TWO DECADES, and it never even crossed his mind that hookers have names! It's super crude and shows he sees them purely as objects, not people. That's the ironic punchline, you big goof. You probably thought it was funny because you're just as clueless as the boy or as crass as the uncle, admit it!
