Roses are red Get on the ground gimme your stuff get ready to drown.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen. Just how low can you get.
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "did you see that?" She says "yes", so the man shoots her. He leaves the bank and sees a couple, he asks "did you see that?" "No but my wife did!" The husband said.
If A wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been MUGGLED?????
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?
“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
Somebody stole my joke
So i stole their spinal cord.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run
When you steal the weird pet rock so he pulls out his pet glock
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket? -- He was stealing all the samples.
What do you call a otter video game that is about robbing?- Grand Theft Otter!
A guy who just got robbed says "I've been hacked and the hacker ransomware."
My girlfriend dumped me so I stole her weel chair she came crowding back
Why was the emo person dead inside? Because I stole their insides.
why did the orphan rob a bank. to be wanted
Why did the ophan rob the bank: Because he/she wanted to be wanted
Once a naked women robs a bank but sadly no one can remember her face...
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid what is he going to do for his self stand up
Roses are red violets are blue most of your jokes are stolen is not original to you
Q.how do you know if a gang of Chinese people robed your house A.all the rice is gone
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"