A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands for money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"
Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone.
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant. Dirty bastards.
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
So I was being robbed and this guy had the gun to my head to i told him he was holding it backwards.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
One day a snail got robbed by 2 turtles, once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, Snail said "I dont know it all happed to fast"!
have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- he robbed children of their innocence
A robber breaks into a house while the residents are away one dark night. Eager to see what he can loot, he quickly starts searching through cupboards and dressers, grabbing valuables with a trained eye. Suddenly, he hears a voice come out of nowhere. "Jesus is watching you." The criminal jumps, scared the residents are back, and freezes. After a few minutes of silence however, he assumes it was his imagination, and goes back to robbing. A couple minutes pass, before once again, the voice returns. "Jesus is watching you." Quite confused, the thief searches the house and checks the front door, but nothing pops out as unusual. He finally decides to move rooms, and finds a parrot, but ignores it. Before he can begin to do anything, someone speaks again, "Jesus is watching you." The robber realized it was the parrot talking! Going to the parrot, he asks it, "Are you the one who's been talking to me?" The parrot responds, "Yes." The thief couldn't believe it. So, he asks another question. "What is your name?" "Ismael." the parrot replies. The man scoffed. "What type of idiot names a parrot Ismael?" The parrot speaks yet again, "The same type of idiot that names a Rottweiler Jesus."
Most people call it grave robbing... I prefer to call it crypto-currency
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "did you see that?" She says "yes", so the man shoots her. He leaves the bank and sees a couple, he asks "did you see that?" "No but my wife did!" The husband said.
If A wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been MUGGLED?????
What do you call a otter video game that is about robbing?- Grand Theft Otter!
A guy who just got robbed says "I've been hacked and the hacker ransomware."
Why did the ophan rob the bank: Because he/she wanted to be wanted
Once a naked women robs a bank but sadly no one can remember her face...
