Grandma's Wheelchair

This is a dark joke that plays on the idea of someone being so callous and self-centered that they would steal a wheelchair from their own grandmother, using the phrase from a famous song.

• Wheelchair
• Grandma
• Family
• Steal
• Push
• Theft

• I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
• I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair. Guess who likes vegetables now?
• I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
• My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair. Have a guess who came crawling back?