Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper.
I'd put it under my pillow and while I was sleeping, he would come in and take it. In the morning, he would holler at me for losing the penny.
