Theft Jokes

orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be dissapointed

Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?

So he could make a clean getaway

Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar? I hear they got six months each.

A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser. The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore

How do you know if an Asian has broke into your house? Your dog is gone. ;)

Bank owner:if you want to start a bank account, I need ur name. Guy:Robin Bank owner: ur last name? Guy:Debank Bank owner: Robin Debank? Guy: put your hands up and give me all the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn Really stole my friend glasses well now their blind but not really their dead.

Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock

He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-

what did the orphan say to its parents? hey mom and dad oh wait ur not my parents i dont have nun will u adopt me pls they people:no

why cant orphan be robbers cause they're not wanted

To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run

Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.

Why cant Orphans steal bases? Because they cant find home.

Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.

Shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store. He was asked to give an EGGsplanation.

I was given a invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney. Thats why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY

in the new grinch the whos would say he stole christmest get him then the grinch said im a orphan that changes everything the whos said what would they do if max was a orphan

The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.

The bakery where I work is being robbed I said to the people I am calling the police then I realized they did not come for the money they came for the bread. Huh go figure.