Once a naked women robs a bank but sadly no one can remember her face...
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid what is he going to do for his self stand up
A kid named billy get his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money and his wallet taken by his father. The father then gets all the money taken from his by the bully’s grandfather along with is own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by billy along with his own wallet.
Roses are red violets are blue most of your jokes are stolen is not original to you
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
Q.how do you know if a gang of Chinese people robed your house A.all the rice is gone
orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be dissapointed
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar? I hear they got six months each.
Bank owner:if you want to start a bank account, I need ur name. Guy:Robin Bank owner: ur last name? Guy:Debank Bank owner: Robin Debank? Guy: put your hands up and give me all the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser. The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore
How do you know if an Asian has broke into your house? Your dog is gone. ;)
Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church. You follow him in and under their breath it sounds like somebody says you steal and you say in your mind knowing you have before I’m sorry then somebody caughs and under their breath it sounds like they say again you steal so you whisper quietly I’m sorry... ...then somebody in German says shoot that son of a bitch
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
Shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store. He was asked to give an EGGsplanation.
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.
why cant orphan be robbers cause they're not wanted
what did the orphan say to its parents? hey mom and dad oh wait ur not my parents i dont have nun will u adopt me pls they people:no
To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run
Why cant Orphans steal bases? Because they cant find home.
