To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?
“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.
Somebody stole my joke.
So I stole their spinal cord.
When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
My girlfriend dumped me so I stole her weel chair she came crowding back
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
why did the orphan rob a bank. to be wanted
