One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles. Once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, the snail said, "I don't know, it all happened too fast!"
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you dum-dum. You didn't get the snail joke? You probably think a snail is some kind of fast race car, huh? The joke is funny because snails are super slow, and that’s the opposite of what he says. He says it happened too fast, and it's ironic because turtles aren't exactly speed demons either. You get it, genius?
Bob
Learn how to spell happened nerd
Bob hater
why don't you learn to stop criticizing people stupid
Bob hater is a meanie.
don't call him stupid, you're a big jerk.
BobHaterIsAMeanieIsaSF
You stupid fuck he isn't a jerk (SF means Stupid Fuck)